Interesting scientific facts

“Drink water from the spring where horses drink. The horse will never drink bad water.

Lay your bed where the cat sleeps.

Eat the fruit that has been touched by a worm.

Boldly pick the mushroom on which the insects sit.

Plant the tree where the mole digs.

Build your house where the snake sits to warm itself.

Dig your fountain where the birds hide from heat.

Go to sleep and wake up at the same time with the birds – you will reap all of the days golden grains.

Eat more green – you will have strong legs and a resistant heart, like the beings of the forest.

Swim often and you will feel on earth like the fish in the water.

Look at the sky as often as possible and your thoughts will become light and clear.

Be quiet a lot, speak little – and silence will come in your heart, and your spirit will be calm and full of peace.”

Saint Seraphim of Sarov

via Emily Olga Dillon

Google- humorous story 🤣🤣

This is hillarious..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 true story though 

Ordering a Pizza in 2021

CALLER:

    Is this Pizza Delight?

 

GOOGLE:    

No sir, it's Google Pizza.

 

CALLER:  

I must have dialed a wrong number.  Sorry.

 

GOOGLE:  

No sir, Google bought Pizza Delight last month.

 

CALLER:  

OK.  I would like to order a pizza.

 

GOOGLE:  

Do you want your usual, sir?

 

CALLER:

My usual? You know me?

 

GOOGLE:

According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

 

CALLER:  

OK! That’s what I want ...

 

GOOGLE:

May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

 

CALLER:  

What? I detest vegetable!

 

GOOGLE:  

Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

 

CALLER:  

How the hell do you know!

 

GOOGLE:

Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records.  We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

 

CALLER:

Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza!  I already take medication for my cholesterol.

 

GOOGLE:

Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly.  According to our database, you purchased    only a     box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.

 

CALLER:  

I bought more from another drugstore.

 

GOOGLE:  

That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

 

CALLER: 

I paid in cash.

 

GOOGLE:  

But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

 

CALLER:  

I have other sources of cash.

 

GOOGLE:

That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.

 

CALLER:    

WHAT THE HELL!

 

GOOGLE:  

I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

 

CALLER:  

Enough already!  I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others.  I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

 

GOOGLE:      

I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first.  It expired 6 weeks ago...

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