Funny Isn't It ?

* Funny how a 500 rupee note looks so big when to take it to church, but so small, when you take it to the market.
* Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.
* Funny how long a couple of hours are spent at church, but how short they are when watching a movie.
* Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have any difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
* Funny how we get thrilled when a football match goes into extra time, but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.
* Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the Bible, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best-selling novel.
* Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back seat at church services.
* Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a church event into our schedule, but we can adjust our schedule for other events at the last minute.
* Funny how much difficulty some people have learning  a simple Gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip about someone.
* Funny how we believe what newspaper says, but question what the Bible says.
* Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven, provided they don't have to believe or to think or to say or to do anything.
* Funny how simple it is to for people to trash God & then wonder why the world's going to hell.
* Funny how someone can say, " I believe in God " but still follow Satan who, by the way, also " believes " in God.
* Funny how we are quick to judge, but not be judged.
* Funny how you can send a thousand " jokes " through e-mail & they spread like wild fire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
* Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar & obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of God is suppressed in the school & workplace.
* Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.
Are you laughing ?
* Funny, how, when you go to e-mail a message like this, you will not send it to many on your address list, because you are not sure what they believe or what they will think of you for sending it to them.
* Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me.
Are you thinking ?

Love,
Esther